Free Stuff

Sure, living in the middle of a disgusting affordability hoax, you’re probably looking for ways to irresponsibly waste loads of your excessive wealth, so a page of FREE STUFF is clearly the last thing you want.

But, in case you should bump into some poor sucker who’s fallen for the ridiculous hoax, do the decent thing and point them in this direction.

Of course, we ain’t giving out no cheese, butter or food stamps at this house, just wallpapers, lock screens and graphics to get your social media accounts banned too.

Let's get banned

Chillax, Facebook probably won’t ban you for this stuff

Make your very own Hail Poopy-Anus Facebook cover image

Upload a selfie and show the world how you Hail Poopy-Anus