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					<description><![CDATA[Have you come across any stories about the new CEO of Starbucks, Brian Niccol, who&#8217;s going to be commuting 1,000 miles to his office at least once a week, maybe three times, in a private jet? So at least two flights every week of 1,000 miles and possibly as many as six flights. In 2018, [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Have you come across any stories about the new CEO of Starbucks, Brian Niccol, who&#8217;s going to be commuting 1,000 miles to his office at least once a week, maybe three times, in a private jet? So at least two flights every week of 1,000 miles and possibly as many as six flights.</p>



<p>In 2018, Starbucks did a big virtue signal over how it would stop using plastic straws in their attempt to help save the planet from the effects of climate change.</p>



<p>Seems a bit at odds with their new CEO using a private jet to get to the office, doesn&#8217;t it?</p>



<p>Anyway, there have been plenty of people pointing out the hypocrisy, so let&#8217;s consider a different angle.</p>



<p>Last year Dylan Mulvaney took a swig of Bud Light. The backlash was immense to the point that the parent company&#8217;s stock fell by 20% in value within a couple of months. That the result of Budweiser customers coming together to boycott the business in response for them having the nerve to use a transgender person to promote their beer.</p>



<p>So people got upset about someone wearing a dress drinking beer to the extent that they stood up and turned their back on a the company behind it.</p>



<p>We don&#8217;t seem to see a similar response to the fact that Starbucks are paying lip service to combating climate change.</p>



<p>Maybe if he wore a dress during his commute and insisted on the pilots addressing him as Briana, we might see people get a bit upset and start holding Starbucks to account.</p>
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