Free Stuff

Sure, living in the middle of a disgusting affordability hoax, you’re probably looking for ways to irresponsibly waste loads of your excessive wealth, so a page of FREE STUFF is clearly the last thing you want.

But, in case you should bump into some poor sucker who’s fallen for the ridiculous hoax, do the decent thing and point them in this direction.

Of course, we ain’t giving out no cheese, butter or food stamps at this house, just wallpapers, lock screens and graphics to get your social media accounts banned too.

Let's get banned

Chillax, Facebook probably won’t ban you for this stuff

Make your very own Hail Poopy-Anus Facebook cover image

Upload a selfie and show the world how you Hail Poopy-Anus

Wallpapers and lock screens

Every Answer Me This question has its own graphic that you can use as a wallpaper or lock screen on your computer or phone.

It’s an easy way to get those you meet throughout your day thinking about the important issues. Especially as each graphic has a QR code to make sharing the question as easy as pie.

All the wallpapers are listed here, as well as each one also being linked from its respective page.